I Less Than Three Life

Life has been good lately. I'm enjoying it. Even my worst class isn't so bad when I consider that I've got 10 working days left.

In honor of the great present, I bought some expensive cheese. Which is misleadingly said, considering all cheese is expensive in Korea, and I just got a normal kind.

Watch this video, if you need further explanation.

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Much love!

Digest This.

Today, for the first time in history, I changed my Facebook status. Now it says, "Michael Morrisey is digesting the dog he ate for dinner."

It's no joke. And it was pretty tasty.

My brother said, "So have you resolved the rumor that the dogs are beaten before they're killed in order to tenderize them?" I said, No but I eat chicken and eggs, and I've pretty much resolved the rumor that they're tortured. AKA they live in horrendously crowded cages, stacked one on top of another, with the lowest levels drowning in filth.. Here's a link to the longer video showing such horrible living conditions.

And here's the PETA video I found to convince you to become a vegetarian. (I'll work on it when I'm done being in a foreign country.)

Grand Central Station Fun

If anything like that ever happened to me, I'd think I had finally stepped into the pages of some super-sweet novel.

Originally found at http://www.kiwipulse.com/ after hanging around at Chuck Shepherd's News of the Weird.

Hilarity

Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress is hilarious so far. Susan Gilman reminds me of David Sedaris, in that when I finish rolling around laughing, look back at the page, and reread the section, it sets me off laughing again. (And yes, both Gilman and Sedaris literally have made me roll around laughing.)

Tetris is REAL!

I'm currently in recovery, but there was a time when I could honestly say that I was addicted to TETRIS.



Now I just make my students play Human Tetris. I think it's pretty great but I get mad when they don't blink and disappear when I make lines.

In the midst of all the hours we spent playing the Super Nintendo version in college, I remember convincing Jenna to cut class so we could keep playing Tetris and Dr. Mario. Good times.

If you want to see a youtube video that represents the most common game show on South Korean television, check out this next video.



...Actually, that's a little less silly than most of the ones we see. Also, is that a pool of honey they're falling into?

This marks weekend #2 sans alcohol. Have a great one!

the king of oration

did you know i love short videos?

i particularly love short videos of martin luther king jr quotes.

(note: i first viewed this video on feministe. i first viewed feministe because of hops.)

in university, i had to write a paper outlining my principles of nonviolence. expect an updated version to be available on here shortly.